Do you get bored of tracking your workouts on the regular? Well good news, now there’s Fitocracy! It’s a fitness game that rewards your ungrateful ass for doing a proper, sweat-busting workout. You can level up, get points, unlock achievements, conquer challenges and all the nerdy things you can do with your xbox – but instead of getting fatter and more miserable, you’ll actually end up lean and sexy.
But there are two problems with Fitocracy. First, it’s in an exclusive beta stage right now, which means an average chump such as yourself can’t just walk into the party without an invite. Two, not too many people know how to use the damn thing. Not that it’s rocket science, but people need a visual guide. If only there was someone who could step up to the challenge and deal with these issues.
Well good news! As your personal ass kicker and saviour, I have not only created the most comprehensive flowchart that shows you how to use Fitocracy, but you’ll score an exclusive invite because the mere fact that you’re reading this has elevated your status from loser to average Joe (or Julie). The image below is a very zoomed-out version of the flowchart, so click on it to see the full thing. The invite link will be located on the right hand side.
About the Author: FitJerkTurns boys into men, women into goddesses, and your excuses into results. 5-Star Amazon author, National deadlift record holder, undisputed beer pong champion
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